Hello, and welcome to my web site—or, as we used to say, my home page! It may be 2020, but join me in bringing personal web sites back like it’s 1999.

2022 update: I haven't really touched this site since putting it up a couple years ago, but to the extent I am active anywhere online, it's currently my ever-so-occasionally-released videos on my YouTube channel Mainframes and more With Matthew.

Movies & TV

Where would we be without some entertainment that allows us to kick back, relax, and shut off our brains?


Rocket is my pet corn snake—check her out!


Every once in a blue moon, I go on an adventure.

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